Okay, screw it, I’m going to let Michael Bay do it again. Despite knowing better, the last two trailers trailer finally wore me down. I’m constitutionally unable to miss a movie where Prime is riding Grimlock whilst carrying a sword. I just can’t do it. Transformers 4 opens June 27th.
TRANSFORMERS: AGE OF EXTINCTION is the fourth film in director Michael Bay’s global blockbuster franchise. Mark Wahlberg, Stanley Tucci, Li Bingbing , Kelsey Grammer, Sophia Myles, T. J. Miller, Nicola Peltz, Jack Reynor and Titus Welliver star. The film begins after an epic battle that left a great city torn, but with the world saved. As humanity picks up the pieces, a shadowy group reveals itself in an attempt to control the direction of history… while an ancient, powerful new menace sets Earth in its crosshairs. With help from a new cast of humans, Optimus Prime (voiced by Peter Cullen) and the Autobots rise to meet their most fearsome challenge yet. In an incredible adventure, they are swept up in a war of good and evil, ultimately leading to a climactic battle across the world.
Micheal Bay is pure evil. I am about to buy my FOURTH ticket to a Transformers movie. If THIS one is bad, never again. I really mean it this time. Now watch him put Quintessons in the next one. I wouldn’t put it past him. What a terrible director, and what a master showman.
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OOOOH QUINTESSONS!!!! See that. That there is why he’s got us. I feel like I’m in an abusive relationship with him. I need to profile him so I can yell at him for 2000 words. Just bring it back to the first movie. Watch the animated movie for cues, Bay. That movie was AWESOME! Hair band music, epic fights to the death, Orson Welles! Citizen Kane didn’t have no hair band music (which is why-I feel-it goes so unappreciated to this day).
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They tell me that old film was violent, cynical, and just an attempt to get kids to buy a whole new line of Transformers toys, but those people weren’t kids when the movie came out. Remember when Megatron finally blew Starscream away? Did you get chills, or not?
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