On Thursdays, I normally publish my Latest vs. Greatest column. I’ve done five so far and if you check out the Killing Time home page, you’ll see there’s a tab at the top for the feature so you don’t have to stalk them down.
This week’s subject is director Ridley Scott. Ridley; however, is going to have to wait until tomorrow because:
1. I feel like the room is spinning and that’s not conducive to writing 1000 word articles.
2. My computer is so slow that it’s taken me 40 minutes to get this together, and I am on the verge of beating it with a hammer.
3. I cannot beat it with said hammer because of the aforementioned spinning in point one. I’m just as likely to croquet my pug over the backyard fence. I like my pug more than I want to murder this antiquated machine.
“Well, how can we be sure he’ll do it at all now,” I hear you. Jeez, you guys are needy. Trust me. I’m writing about Ridley Scott. I paid to go see The Counselor and had to rent A Good Year. We’re talking about Ridley Scott. I have definite Ridley opinions that I want to give my full attention to. My explanation of why I’m not writing the article I don’t feel up to writing is now passing 200 words. I’m the Stephen King of apologist bloggers. Get ready to get your Halloween on tomorrow, crazy people. I will be going as “Three Hole Punch Dave”. Thank you, The Office, for when you were good. 24 HOURS, SCOTT!!!!