Let not the sands of time get in your lunch.
~Tony Hendra, “Deteriorata”
Killing Time history has been made. I am pleased and somewhat smugly proud to announce that we have had our first hit from the recalcitrant, elusive French Guiana. For those of you new to the site, French Guiana was the only country in South America not to visit the site and, having something of a geography obsession I wanted to color in that last bit of the map. I have harassed French Guiana in this column for nearly six months. I tried begging. I tried insulting. I slandered their President. I figured out a hole in their border security and begged someone to sneak into the country via Suriname and hit up the site from an Internet hostel. I have written about French Guiana so many times that at one point if you googled “French Guiana” this site would come up because Google’s search algorithm decided I was running a French Guiana blog. Seriously, if someone did bop over the Moroni River and claim the country for KT, I will name an award after you and honor you annually as long as this site exists. I am not sure how to express how proud I am to have annoyed an entire nation into visiting the site, but I would list it among the most exciting highlights of the blog’s first year. Today we are all French Guianians…or whatever.
Other Killing Time milestones this week: The site passed 42,000 hits, 1,800 comments and the biggest change this week is Killing Time now is on Facebook. There’s a link on the home page or you can search for us on Facebook or the direct link is http://facebook.com/killingtime2014. Since nearly everything is easily postable (not a word, but should be) to Facebook now, there will be additional content there plus all the blog posts.
The most viewed post of the week, was Harrison Ford’s Latest vs. Greatest profile. Ford is well on his way to having the most-viewed profile yet. Appropriate, since he racked up the highest career score of any actor yet.
A Tale Dark and Grimm by Adam Gidwitz
The Monuments Men by Robert M. Edsel
The Silmarillion (rereading, third time) by JRR Tolkien
Justified Season Four
Marvel’s Agents of SHIELD Season One
Brooklyn Ninety-Nine Season One
Parenthood Season Five
Helix Season One
Almost Human Season One
Song of the Week: “Atlas” by Coldplay
Batman Vol. 1: The Court of Owls by Scott Snyder
Batman Vol. 2: City of Owls by Scott Snyder
Infinite Crisis Omnibus by Various