Top of the morning to you, time killers. I am at this very moment (depending on when in the timestream you read this) blowing time in Pittsburgh International Airport headed south to the Old Dominion. The TSA and I continued our long-standing tradition of things that are TOTALLY NOT MY FAULT…..yep, full body screen and pat down. Two hours early for my flight so you’re getting a bonus post today (wait til the next one!).
All reports are that Chris Pratt is Disney’s #1 choice to be the new Indiana Jones. I actually kind of love this. I don’t know if I would’ve before Guardians, but to be Star Lord and Indy…..the power…..
And, finally, here’s one for 80’s kids: remember the Gummi Bears. Bouncing here and there and everywhere? I’ve helpfully included the theme song so it can be seared into your brain for the next week. I’ve given this considerable thought and…dudes, we had it all wrong. The whole cartoon is a pro-drug anti-DEA stealth message. Just think about it. The Gummi Bears have their Gummi Beary Juice which makes them crazy hyper and bouncy (cough cocaine cough). They hoard it. They start to fade without a hit from their flask (they did carry flasks of the stuff). WITHDRAWAL! The Duke and his Ogres are only trying to rid the kingdom of this Orsine Drug Cartel that’s infested his forests! I think about these things….
I’m going to go play on the moving walkway. Happy Thursday KTers!