It’s a sad but true fact that I have the great desire to learn how to play a musical instrument, but the ability of a crash test dummy to do so.  It is for this, and sundry other reasons, that I embraced the music game phase like it was cherry-flavored crack and have owned an embarrassing amount of plastic guitars.  Rock Band 4 is bring back the revolution, and I would be lying to you if I wasn’t prepared to bring more carpal tunnel damage to my wrists when it hits stores on October 6, 2015. For a full list of cheevos below courtesy of xboxachievements.com, keep on reading. For life-affirming awesomeness….keep on rocking. Peace out. (sound of mic hitting floor).

 

Rock Band 4 – Achievements
There are 50 achievements with a total of 1000 points.

Well Played (25 points)
Earn Gold Stars on any song in Quickplay mode.

Seeing Stars (15 points)
Earn 5 Stars on a song in Quickplay mode.

Case in Points (25 points)
Earn more than 1,000,000 points in a single song in Quickplay mode.

Ultimate Fantasy (40 points)
Gain at least 300,000 fans while on Tour across all bands.

Clothes to the Edge (20 points)
Buy over $100,000 worth of items from the Rock Shop.

Settle the Score (30 points)
Earn more than 10,000,000 total points playing songs in Quickplay.

Breaking Out (15 points)
Leave your hometown to go on tour in Career mode.

Continental Drift (15 points)
Leave your home continent in Career mode.

Tour of Booty (40 points)
Earn at least $150,000 while on Tour across all bands.

No Bonus About It (30 points)
Play 12 different Bonus Sets in Career mode.

Road Hard (40 points)
Play 50 different shows in Career mode.

Local Favorite (20 points)
Earn enough fans in a city to unlock a Fan Showcase in Career mode.

Popularity Contest (20 points)
Earn enough fans to unlock 8 Fan Showcases in Career mode.

Embrace Your Destiny (25 points)
Complete an entire story in Career mode.

Gifted and Talented (10 points)
Earn a custom guitar or clothing asset via Career mode.

Tune Up (5 points)
Calibrate your audio/video setup for the optimal Rock Band 4 experience.

Fast Learner (20 points)
Complete the Basic Guitar Solo tutorial.

Smooth Cooperators (25 points)
Achieve a Band Multiplier of 8x.

Duly Impressed (15 points)
Earn “Impressive” stage presence in a show.

Legend of Stage and Screen (25 points)
Earn “Legendary” stage presence in a show.

Ol’ Fancy Fingers McGranahan (15 points)
Complete a Freestyle Guitar Solo without ever breaking your streak.

Off the Charts (10 points)
Earn a “Freestyle!” score for a vocal phrase.

One More Song (15 points)
Play an encore in “Play a Show” mode.

Filling Out Nicely (10 points)
Play 10 new Dynamic Drum Fills perfectly.

Pitch Session (15 points)
Earn a “Triple Awesome” rating on Vocal Harmonies.

Yeah, We Know That One (10 points)
Nail a request in Career mode.

Thank You, Good Night (10 points)
Nail an encore in Career mode.

Don’t Shred on Me (20 points)
Using only the solo buttons, hit 100% of the notes in a scripted guitar solo on Expert.

Just for Kicks (15 points)
Hit at least 90% of the Kick notes in a song on Hard or Expert Drums.

Leave Them Wanting More (25 points)
Earn Gold Stars on an encore.

Golden Opportunity (25 points)
Earn Gold Stars on a request.

In the Pocket (15 points)
Earn a 500-note streak on Bass.

Overflowing Overdrive (30 points)
Remain in Overdrive for at least 60 seconds.

Rock Band Fan (30 points)
Earn 5 Stars on Medium (or 3 Stars on Hard or Expert) on any 30 Rock Band 4 songs in Quickplay.

Rock Band Master (30 points)
Earn 5 Stars on every song in Rock Band 4 on Hard in Quickplay mode.

Rock Band Immortal (40 points)
Earn 5 Stars on every song in Rock Band 4 on Expert in Quickplay mode.

Living Room Legend (40 points)
Earn Gold Stars on any thirty Rock Band 4 songs in Quickplay mode.

All Tapped Out (5 points)
Play a Freestyle Guitar Solo composed of at least 80% tapping.

Creative Differences (5 points)
Split a vote four ways.

Don’t Even Need It (5 points)
Finish a song with a full Overdrive bar.

Give It a Rest (15 points)
As a Singer, use Overdrive at least 4 times in a single song.

Going Solo (30 points)
Hit at least 85% of the notes on all scripted guitar solos in Rock Band 4 on Hard or Expert.

I Regret Nothing (5 points)
Fail out of a song that you voted for.

I Told You I Hated This One (5 points)
As a Singer, fail out of a song that you voted against.

It’s All for the Fans (5 points)
Turn down 3 encores or requests in a row.

Locked In (40 points)
Earn the “Full Streak” stage presence award in 5 consecutive songs.

Set for Life (25 points)
Play a 5-set show in “Play a Show” mode.

Serious Pipes (15 points)
Earn a rating of “Awesome” on at least 90% of the phrases in 6 songs on Hard Vocals.

Stage Presents (15 points)
Earn 5 stage presence awards in a single song.

Wingin’ It (15 points)
Earn three “Freestyle!” vocal phrase scores in a single song.