I’m on the road this week, so no formal “In Theaters” column, but a quick check in. Could all of my readers who took their urchins to The Boss Baby last week and made it $50 million dollars please raise their right hands? Ok, I just used telekinetic powers to slice off those hands which I feel is proportional punishment for inflicting us with a puppy hating, suit wearing, ankle biter who is now-as we speak-getting a sequel put into development. NO I AM NOT BITTER YOU RUINED MY WINNING STREAK! Yes, I am bitter. And I think the stupid thing will edge out Beauty and the Beast over this weekend again (though the latter will probably pass the $1 billion mark globally later this week). The new releases this weekend: The Case for Christ, Smurfs 3….5….18…frankly I lost track, and Going in Style won’t challenge either of them. So smug baby Jack Donaghy will win again. Evil triumphs. Hope fades. Never have I been so happy that a Fast and the Furious movie was on the horizon.