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Movie Review: The Lone Ranger (2013)

The Lone Ranger

OK.  Let’s get this out-of-the-way.  The Lone Ranger is not the worst movie of 2013.  It had the good fortune to occur in the same calendar year as You’re Next.  Short of someone shooting a three-hour nature study of horse apples, You’re Next is secure in being the worst motion picture of 2013 (and quite possibly the decade).  However, if you would like to see an iconic American hero dragged through a pile of horse apples (unfortunately not a metaphor), then Gore Verbinski has delivered the definitive version of The Lone Ranger. Continue reading Movie Review: The Lone Ranger (2013)