If nothing else, The Mortal Engines finally gives London its revenge for being the most oft-destroyed city in cinema history. London literally eats a city in the trailer for The Mortal Engines, written by Peter Jackson and directed by Christian Rivers. There’s not much to the teaser to judge the film (it is a year away) on aside from visuals that borrow heavily from Mad Max, but I’m in to see London get some cinematic revenge. The Mortal Engines will open December 14, 2018.
Thousands of years after civilization was destroyed by a cataclysmic event, humankind has adapted and a new way of living has evolved. Gigantic moving cities now roam the Earth, ruthlessly preying upon smaller traction towns. Tom Natsworthy (Robert Sheehan)—who hails from a Lower Tier of the great traction city of London—finds himself fighting for his own survival after he encounters the dangerous fugitive Hester Shaw (Hera Hilmar). Two opposites, whose paths should never have crossed, forge an unlikely alliance that is destined to change the course of the future. The film is based on Philip Reeve’s fantasy novels.
Today is my sixth wedding anniversary. I mention this only because whatever I get my wife (and I did get something crucial) pales in comparison to Broken Journalist’s present. He made his wife a Steampunk Imperial Walker. More importantly, he’s married to a woman who would appreciate a STEAMPUNK IMPERIAL WALKER. Bravo, sir. Bravo, madam. You make me proud of geeks in love. And drop me a line because my wife is going to want one of these….