Note: Due to an attempt to keep this column PG-13 (at least by MPAA standards), the word “f*ck” will be replaced by the word “woodchuck”.
This is a rant that’s been long in coming, probably since John Malkovich dropped an F-bomb in the third Transformers movie (classy). The MPAA, in its infinite wisdom, has decided that you can still maintain a PG-13 rating with one, possibly two, “woodchucks”. It used to be sporadic (and in a Michael Bay film not even in the top 25 of most appalling things), but this summer X-Men: Days of Future Past, Dawn of the Planet of the Apes, Edge of Tomorrow and even Hercules (really?) have used their allotted “woodchuck”. Just because you CAN, doesn’t mean you SHOULD, you woodchucking idiots. Continue reading Killing Time August 28, 2014 – What the F*ck, PG-13?