Sunday night the Emmys will be handed out (and we’ll have a full wrap-up Monday), but then the fall season begins in earnest.  Though a few shows have already gotten out of the gate (Fox always starts early), by and large the unofficial start date for the 2013-2014 TV season is Monday, September 23, 2013.  But not all shows return at the same time, so, broken down by months, here’s your comprehensive guide to when your most anticipated new show debuts and your favorite returning series comes back from the summer hiatus.

Best Returning Show:
The Big Bang Theory
Most Promising New Show:
Hostages

SEPTEMBER
September 13th (Fri.):
Haven – SyFy – 10 p.m.

September 16th (Mon.):
Bones – FOX – 8 p.m.
Dancing With the Stars – ABC – 8 p.m.
Sleepy Hollow – FOX – 9 p.m.

September 17th (Tues.):
Dads – FOX – 8 p.m.
Brooklyn Ninety-Nine – FOX – 8:30 p.m.
 New Girl – FOX – 9 p.m.
The Mindy Project – FOX – 9:30 p.m.

September 18th (Wed.):
Survivor – CBS – 8 p.m.

September 20th (Fri.):
Last Man Standing – ABC – 8 p.m.
The Neighbors – ABC – 8:30 p.m.
Shark Tank – ABC – 9:00 p.m.

September 23rd (Mon.):
How I Met Your Mother – CBS – 8 p.m.
The Voice – NBC- 8 p.m.
2 Broke Girls – ABC – 9 p.m.
Mom – CBS – 9:30 p.m.
The Blacklist – NBC – 10 p.m.
Hostages – CBS – 10 p.m.
Castle – ABC – 10 p.m.

September 24th (Tues.):
Marvel’s Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. – ABC – 8 p.m.
NCIS – CBS – 8 p.m.
NCIS: Los Angeles – CBS – 9 p.m.
The Goldbergs – ABC – 9 p.m.
Trophy Wife  – ABC – 9:30 p.m.
Chicago Fire – NBC – 10 p.m.
Lucky 7 – ABC – 10 p.m.
Person of Interest – CBS – 10 p.m.

September 25th (Wed.):
The Middle – ABC – 8 p.m.
Revolution – NBC – 8 p.m.
Back in the Game – ABC – 8:30 p.m.
Criminal Minds – CBS – 9 p.m.
Law & Order: SVU – NBC – 9 p.m.
Modern Family – ABC – 9 p.m.
CSI: Crime Scene Investigation – CBS – 10 p.m.
Nashville – ABC – 10 p.m.

September 26th (Thurs.):  
The Big Bang Theory – CBS – 8 p.m.
Parks and Recreationn – NBC – 8 p.m.
The Crazy Ones – CBS – 9 p.m.
Glee – FOX – 9 p.m.
Grey’s Anatomy – ABC – 9 p.m.
The Michael J. Fox Show – NBC – 9 p.m.
Two and a Half Men – CBS – 9:30 p.m.
Elementary – CBS – 10 p.m.
Parenthood – NBC – 10 p.m.

September 27th (Fri.):
MasterChef Junior – FOX – 8 p.m.
Undercover Boss – CBS – 8 p.m.
Hawaii Five-O – CBS – 9 p.m.
Blue Bloods – CBS – 10 p.m.

September 28th (Sat.):
Saturday Night Live – NBC – 11:30 p.m.

September 29th (Sun.):
Once Upon a Time – ABC – 8 p.m.
The Amazing Race – CBS – 8 p.m.
The Simpsons – FOX – 8 p.m.
Bob’s Burgers – FOX – 8:30 p.m.
Family Guy – FOX – 9 p.m.
The Good Wife – CBS – 9 p.m.
Homeland – Showtime – 9 p.m.
Revenge – ABC – 9 p.m.
American Dad – FOX – 9:30 pm.
Eastbound and Down – HBO – 10 p.m.
Masters of Sex – Showtime – 10 p.m.
The Mentalist – CBS – 10 p.m.
Betrayal – ABC – 10 p.m.
Hello Ladies – HBO – 10:30 p.m.

September 30th (Mon.):
We Are Men – CBS – 8:30 p.m.

Best Returning Show:
Modern Family
Most Promising New Show:
Marvel’s Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.

OCTOBER
October 2nd (Wed.):
Super Fun Night – ABC – 9:30 p.m.
Ironside – NBC – 10 p.m.
Top Chef – Bravo – 10 p.m.

October 3rd (Thurs.):
The Vampire Diaries – The CW – 8 p.m.
The Millers – CBS – 8:30 p.m.
Welcome to the Family – NBC – 8:30 p.m.
The Originals – The CW – 9 p.m.
Sean Saves the World – NBC – 9 p.m.
Scandal – ABC – 10 p.m.

October 7th (Mon.):
Hart of Dixie – The CW – 8 p.m.
Beauty and the Beast – The CW – 9 p.m.

October 8th (Tues.):
The Biggest Loser – NBC -8 p.m.
Supernatural – The CW – 9 p.m.

October 9th (Wed.):
Arrow – The CW – 8 p.m.
The Tomorrow People – The CW – 9 p.m.
American Horror Story: Coven – FX – 10:00 p.m.

October 10th (Thurs.):
Once Upon a Time in Wonderland – ABC – 8 p.m.

October 13th (Sun.):
The Walking Dead – AMC – 9 p.m.

October 14th (Mon.):
Notorious – Netflix – Entire Season Posted at Once

October 17th (Thurs.):
Reign – The CW – 9:00 p.m.
White Collar – USA – 9 p.m.

October 25th (Fri.):
The Carrie Diaries – The CW – 8 p.m.
Grimm – NBC – 9 p.m.
Dracula – NBC – 9 p.m.

October 28th (Mon.):
Seduced and Abandoned – HBO – 9 p.m.

Best Returning Show:
New Girl
Most Promising New Show:
Almost Human

NOVEMBER
November 3rd (Sun.):
It Takes a Choir – USA – 8 p.m.

November 4th (Mon.): 
Almost Human – FOX – 8 p.m.

November 8th (Fri.):
Raising Hope – FOX – 9 p.m.

Best Returning Show:
Parks and Recreation
Most Promising New Show:
The Michael J. Fox Show

Now, if you don’t see your favorite show up there (say, Community), remember that a lot of the networks are following the cable model of fewer repeats to retain viewership.  This means shows finish more quickly and mid-season replacements are more important than ever.  Community will be back for a fifth year and when I have a mid-season schedule, you can be assured I shall pass it along.  Now that you are armed with your viewing schematics, go forth and vegetate!