Death Wish Trailer #1 (2017) *If You Want Something Done Right….Don’t Hire Eli Roth*

I am not a fan of director Eli Roth.  I think he’s a torture porn peddler.  Was that clear enough?  It’s not like Death Wish needed a remake…any of them, but if you’re going to remake it and “remiagine” it, as MGM puts it, guess what you’re going to get when you put Eli Roth in charge of it.  Yeeeeah.  There was a reason this was not placed on the “Most Anticipated Fall Films Poll”.  Bruce Willis, you’re lucky you’re working on Unbreakable 2, because between this and a lot of direct to video movies you’ve been doing lately, I’d be willing to call your career pretty much done.  Death Wish also starsde Vincent D’Onofrio, Elisabeth Shue, Camila Morrone, Dean Norris and Kimberly Elise.  Death Wish opens November 22, 2017, in case you thought this went well with turkey. Continue reading Death Wish Trailer #1 (2017) *If You Want Something Done Right….Don’t Hire Eli Roth*

In Theaters This Week (8/4/2017): Detroit, The Dark Tower, Kidnap

John Boyega in Detroit

Each Thursday we look at what is going to be coming out in theaters this weekend, show you the trailers for the big releases, predict the box office winner and just generally give you enough of a carrot to pull you through the rest of the work week.  Well….welcome to August: land of the summer dumping ground.  The past few years, studios have been smart enough to schedule a sleeper film here that has a month to go unopposed at the box office like Warner Bros. did last year with Suicide Squad.  This year…no one was that smart. Continue reading In Theaters This Week (8/4/2017): Detroit, The Dark Tower, Kidnap