Happy Holidays! Your reward for making it through another year is a trip to a galaxy far, far away from your friends at Disney. That’s been the case with The Force Awakens, Rogue One, and the upcoming The Last Jedi. However, in 2018, Star Wars films will move to the summer. Not only is this a grinchly move by Disney, it’s bad business. Disney already produces so many blockbusters per year that they’re beginning to crash into each other’s earning potential. Both Disney Star Wars films made over a billion dollars. That’s largely because they were revisited during the cinematic doldrums of January and February. Moving Star Wars to summer will pit the films not only against blockbuster competition from other studios, it will stunt the box office potential for Disney franchises typically used to summer dominance (The Marvel Cinematic Universe and Pixar Animation, for example). There are three reasons behind moving Star Wars to summer, and in each reason is a counter-argument for why Disney shouldn’t.
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Trailers are an art form unto themselves. They sell the film more than any other form of marketing. Sometimes a trailer is so good that it’s a mini-film of its own. The very best leave you completely assured that when you walk into the movie it’s advertising, you’re going to walk out a fist-pumping veteran of a crucial, life-altering movie experience. However, sometimes that awesome trailer that you watched 100 times to amp up for the movie, turns out to be much better than the actual final product. Here are five, in order of release, which wrote a check they couldn’t cash (though that doesn’t mean the trailers still aren’t fantastic if you can erase the memory of the actual film).
1. Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace (1999) dir. by George Lucas
Before we knew what midichlorians, pod racing or Gungans were, we got our first peek at new Star Wars footage for the first time in 16 years and every person in that theater was completely quiet, studying every frame. UNTIL Darth Maul ignited the second blade on his saber, and then you could have scraped the lot of us off of the ceiling. It’s easy in retrospect to see red flags, but not many of us walked in expecting anything less than awesomeness.
2. Where the Wild Things Are (2009) dir. by Spike Jonze
This is still one of the best trailers I’ve ever seen. The song, by the way, is “Wake Up” by Arcade Fire, which needs to be compulsory listening for all people all the time. Where the Wild Things Are was one of my favorite books as a child. Maurice Sendak got the misfit, bestial energy of little boys, and this two-minute trailer is a much better adaptation than the full go. A book with 37 sentences in it needs a whole lot of padding to reach a two-hour film. This book didn’t need it. The trailer did the job and still does; capturing the iconic imagery and themes of the book with the perfect marriage of Arcade Fire’s best song.
3. Sucker Punch (2011) dir. by Zack Snyder
In 2011, Zack Snyder was coming off 300 and Watchmen and was one of the hottest directors in Hollywood. Sucker Punch was a mystery film, but though it was completely confusing as a trailer, there were giant samurai fights, steampunk Nazi battles, science fiction cities, and an amazing dragon. Check, check, check and check. What I should have paid closer attention to was the trailer’s own warning “You will be unprepared”….for how deeply creepy (not in a good way) this film is. The fantasy vignettes in the film are visually stunning action pieces. It’s what connects them that is super, super…..no, “creepy” is the precise word.
4. Prometheus (2012) dir. by Ridley Scott
Ridley Scott returning to the Alien franchise after what it had endured since 1986 seemed to be perfect, and this trailer cemented it. This was a sure thing. It looked gorgeous, had a great cast, and it looked like we were in for a terrifying introduction to where the xenomorphs originated. What we got was a ponderous, question filled, few answers given, cryptic mess. The aliens are tadpoles? Does that make them amphibians? Why is that a thing that even popped into my head? Probably because I spaced out while someone trudged down a corridor for another 10 minutes. And it’s STILL better than Alien: Covenant.
5. The Secret Life of Walter Mitty (2013) dir. by Ben Stiller
Much like the trailer for Where the Wild Things Are, this works almost as a music video, this time to “Dirty Paws” by Of Monsters and Men. If you’ve never read the short story, it’ll take you 15 minutes and it’s brilliant, and the same problems that sunk Wild Things did so in Mitty. This two-minute short film tells you the story of a repressed, bored, lonely man who dreams of doing great things and then one day sets off and does them. It accomplishes it with almost no dialogue. It remains a fantastic trailer and all of the movie you ever need to see.
Revisiting all of these has my emotions in this place:
The chase scene is an art form within cinema. If you do it right, you can boggle your viewers’ minds with amazing F/X, choreography, and even character development, but if you do it wrong, you just end up with a lot of noise and filler. I think the greatest car chase I’ve ever seen is The Bourne Supremacy‘s Moscow masterpiece. Not only does it manage to top the amazing chase seen from The Bourne Identity, it manages to build Bourne’s character while he’s playing high-speed Russian bumper cars (I wrote separate piece on the scene you can read here). My favorite foot chase of all-time is similar in that aside from being gorgeously shot and exemplary action scene, Casino Royale‘s African Rundown serves as your first introduction to who Daniel Craig’s 007 was going to be (also wrote an article on that one here).
CineFix’s lists are my favorite because of the wide insight over the entire history of film and the different kinds of awards given to earn a place on their “Top” lists. Here they present a primer on cinema’s most kinetic action pieces. It’s a great homage to the chase and the directors who have done it best.
CineFix is, again, for film lovers, one of the best content producers on YouTube, constantly throwing up thought-provoking lists that are unique that each entry on it tends to summarize an entire category. For example, for this Top 10 Shootouts List, there’s battles, international films, science fiction films, westerns, etc. While their lists don’t always line up with what mine would be, I often learn a lot, and at least four from their list would undoubtedly make mine including their #1. First, as a content warning, this is a top ten list about gun violence so it is obviously violent and thus fair warning is given. Continue reading Top 10: Movie Shootouts of All-Time
Tomorrow is the best unofficial holiday on every geek’s calendar: MAY THE FOURTH BE WITH YOU!!! In anticipation of our yearly celbration of Quatro de Mayo, and in keeping with running through some of my favorite YouTube channels for interesting and informative videos, I thought I’d post What Culture’s 10 Changes Made to Star Wars that Were Completely Justified. Continue reading 10 Star Wars Changes That Were Completely Justified